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Welcome to my Laboratory, don't be frightened.



Hello. Kobb Here. Despite what you may have been told, I am not a mad scientist. (No, no, no, that’s all slander and lies from jealous colleagues.)  As you can probably tell from my website, I'm just a man curious about the universe and the order of things.

As for Lab business...

Please note, we are not offering tours of the labs at this time, as me and my (monkey) assistants are very busy on the S.D.R.P. (Secret Death Ray Project).

Also, be aware, we are no longer shipping out rodents, due to a recent batch being infected with rabies fleas. If you received a rabid weasel from us, please contact customer service for disposal instructions. (Have your invoice number handy when you call.) Do not ship them back to us!

I am, however, still trading videos and DVDs. Please see my list for what I have available. If anything interests you, and you’ve something to trade, contact me via the usual methods.